SPECTATOR PROFILE:
CHRIS TOMLINSON

Full name: Christopher James Tomlinson

Nickname: Tommo, Toph, and Chrissy

Date of Birth: 14 December, 1978

Lives: Eltham

Married/Single: Single

Occupation: T.A.B. Cash Control / retail branch operator

Jumper No. & reason: 34, because Nuts took 45, and Will won’t give me No. 7

Fave footy position: Full Back, Full Forward, Centre Half Forward

Football past: Warrandyte U/10, Research U/15, Eltham U/17, Warrandyte U/18 & Seniors, then Panton Hill.

Footy Awards: Warrandyte 3rd Best & Fairest, and Most Improved

Barrack for: Collingwood and Leeds United

Perfect weekend: Morning golf, watching or playing football, drinks with the boys, sex with the ladies

Match Day breakfast: One ‘Up & Go’ and a banana

A food you really hate: Asparagus, it makes your pee green

Ultimate holiday destination:  Sanctuary Cove, Queensland. Non stop golf

Worst and Best thing about being a footballer: Injuries and lack of fitness / teammates kicking goals

Who’s the best AFL footballer of all time: Nathan Buckley and Jarrod Molloy

The Coach often says: Kick to the fat side

Who would be your lifeline on ‘Millionaire’: Nuts. He is so full of it they’d just give me the money.

Fave fancy dress outfit: Teddy bear suit

Fave karaoke song: ‘New York, New York’ by Frank Sinatra

Fave charity: Salvation Army

Biggest celebrity you’ve met: I have a case of tall-poppy syndrome. No one is bigger than me

Mum’s best ever advice: Don’t stick that in there!

Worst thing a sibling did to you as a kid: Sneezed while I was holding her nose

Best looking actress or singer: Nadia from ‘American Pie’ (her name is Shannon Elizabeth)

First job: Paper boy

Fave book: Any Bill Bryson books

Fave TV Show: Sienfeld and The Simpsons… it’s a tie

Fave CD: ‘Wired World of Sports’ by The 12th Man

Fave Website: www.afl.com.au